I need sunlight to live yet full exposure will soon kill me.
I am pleasant to touch yet unable to feel myself.
I am partial to salt but stay well clear of pepper.
I thrive in the wet yet am often found to be dry.
I often cause injury yet am susceptible to bruising.
I share a colour with nature yet live upon the rocks.
I have a cold circulatory system but I stink when I get hot.
I have the name of a vegetable yet am unpalatable to humans.
I am two words yet the first is a letter and the last can be another few.
I have initials S and L yet Sexy Lady I most certainly am not.
WHAT AM I?
Answer in next week’s edition of Fustigator.