Tim Walker’s Fustigator

 

I need sunlight to live yet full exposure will soon kill me.

I am pleasant to touch yet unable to feel myself.

I am partial to salt but stay well clear of pepper.

I thrive in the wet yet am often found to be dry.

I often cause injury yet am susceptible to bruising.

I share a colour with nature yet live upon the rocks.

I have a cold circulatory system but I stink when I get hot.

I have the name of a vegetable yet am unpalatable to humans.

I am two words yet the first is a letter and the last can be another few.

I have initials S and L yet Sexy Lady I most certainly am not.

 

WHAT AM I?

 

 

 

 

Answer in next week’s edition of Fustigator.

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