What kind of shitheads are we breeding in New Zealand?

It was only hours ago that a Papatoetoe dairy owner was pummelled into a heap behind the counter of his own shop by a knife-wielding assailant.

Having recently sold his Whangarei dairy after enduring a similar incident this was the second workplace attack this humble shopkeeper has faced…

Cigarettes and cash are the targets for these pathetic thieves – refusing to exert any kind of genuine effort in their chosen lifestyles of slothful loitering, preferring instead to let somebody else do the hard yards before taking what that person has earned then bitching and moaning about how the kinds of foreigners who usually run New Zealand dairies ought to go back where they came from and stop stealing Kiwi jobs – bounties to which these shitheads so brazenly help themselves before returning to life as that irrepressible stench fouling up Auckland streets for so many hardworking Kiwi citizens.

…Reportedly this Papatoetoe offender might be responsible for as many as nine more dairy robberies throughout Auckland in the last while, meaning he will have potentially amassed as many as 38 packs of smokes and/or as much as $180 cash.

‘So why isn’t the bloody National Government stepping in and sorting out some of these national problems, that’s what I want to know’, is a question that a number of concerned North Island families have recently been heard voicing.

Exactly how our national governing body, the National Government, or indeed its rather more laborious opposer, the Labour Opposition, is expected to remedy an issue that likely stems from the compounded effect of generations of domestic abuse, child mistreatment and all-around familial neglect – ultimately unfit parents who insist on bringing into this world children when as parents they have no passion, no zest, no desire and particularly, no bloody right to wear the ‘Parent’ nametag or in fact to even try to come anywhere close to being the paragon of virtue that nametag suggests – is beyond me.

It’s people, and people need to take responsibility for the actions they perpetrate as people.

Sounds like people are largely shitheads.

Article by Tim Walker

Edited by Gus Liss-Wunders

Photography by Ima Ina Fury