Regarding Prime Minister John Key’s remarks – “…if Labour want to support rapists and murderers…” – leader of the Opposition, Andrew Little is now claiming, “…I’ve spoken to New Zealand’s younger generation and they’ve had enough – they won’t stand for these kinds of remarks…”…

            I always thought that in order for a politician to say that something happened, in the spirit of duelling surely, it needs to have actually happened.

…I mean, I’m not calling Andrew Little a dirty rotten liar per se, but there is no way New Zealand’s younger generation said a thing like that; I am sufficiently familiar with our younger generation to know that while they might well have ‘had enough’ of politics in general in this country, there is absolutely zero chance they were quite so aghast as those idiot politicians are trying to make the public believe they were by our Prime Minister’s adlib candour.

Shit I doubt New Zealand’s younger generation would even take the time to speak to a piss-ant like Mr Little, let alone join in the derision of his number one adversary.

Article by Tim Walker

Edited by Skell A Ross

Photography by Keer Full Jonky