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Tim Walker’s Orca

New Zealand Eco-warriors have again demonstrated how their collective righteousness transcends Nature.

After rescuing a lone orca whale from the ocean near Wellington, they lovingly relocated the calf in the ocean near Plimmerton.

More Eco-warriors then scoured the ocean from above and below, on the lookout for the orphan whale’s parents which, ideally, would have been flaunting some sort of distinguishing features to set them apart from the other periodically surfacing orca whales in the ocean.

Toa – reportedly Maori for ‘Warrior’, although I thought that was ‘Wiremu’…? – as the Eco-warriors promptly named the orca, being unweaned thus not a strong feeder, sadly, days after being rescued, died.

New Zealand’s almighty band of Eco-warriors, therefore, implementing their Holier than Thou initiative, removed this baby orca whale from the ocean, the environment where ocean-going creatures live and die, and buried it amid the land, where people live and die.

As compassionate beings, the estimated $10,000 spent in a futile attempt to take care of an orphan whale shouldn’t concern us, nor should the expense of countless hours of boats cruising the waters or aircraft traversing the skies – an operation so presumably costly that no one has even dared estimate that expense – yet, what assuredly should concern us, is our New Zealand Ecologists’ arrogance.

This frightful lack of respect for an intelligent marine species which, likely due to their inability to communicate with us to point out the folly in our ways, we as people have no issue impressing upon them our terrestrial culture, along with the inane burial ritual that we hold so dear.

Whales are born, they live, then die in the ocean; how do our arrogant Eco-warriors consider that Toa the dead orca whale, was best suited to a landbased burial?

As people we like to ensure our loved ones are laid to rest in the vicinity of family – after a lifetime taking from the earth most of us like to be buried in treated timber boxes so we will not return to the earth for years to come – but Toa the dead whale’s family live in the ocean.

Whales, like all marine mammals, are supposed to die in the water; their bodies should return to the sea.

Do we think our few days of Eco-intervention warrant laying to rest this creature outside its natural habitat?

What must his pod be thinking; what would Toa’s parents say?

Arrogance.

 

 

Article by Tim Walker

Edited by Displays T Wail

Photography by Hugh Mann/Hugh Briss

Tim Walker’s Farming

Growing up on a sheep and crop farm on the Canterbury Plains through the ‘80s and ‘90s, as a child I quickly came to appreciate that, politically, National was a friend of the family.

At that time, I could not have even told you the name of the Opposition’s political counterpart (turns out it was Mike Moore), but indeed, National’s Jim Bolger was a household name at our place.

Even as a politically indifferent teenager I understood that, while Labour may have been a viable political strategy for much of New Zealand’s urban populous along with other unfamiliar ethnicities, it was National who was looking out for us rural folk.

Skipping forward to the 21st century, still a teenager but now 18 years old, adorned in an oil-stained flannel shirt with a pouch of Port Royal stuffed into the top pocket, my debut vote was allocated to, the man who would turn out to be, National’s most hapless leader, Mr Bill English.

In that 2002 election Bill English was defeated by Helen Clark, resulting in New Zealand for the next few terms being Labour led; resulting in a period of stymied prosperity for farmers, for agriculture, horticulture and in fact, for any industry where ‘work’ was more likely to generate perspiration than a sore butt.

That period passed and, with Labour having been operating typically beyond its means thus leaving Government finances in a typically shambolic state, thankfully now running free with a National led John Key Government, with blossoming maturity and a politically piqued mind, I was unable to avoid noticing the stark disparities in policy of the differing political parties.

I was unable to avoid witnessing, also, the way respective Opposition leaders demonstrated fluctuating levels of passion – on a topic, argument, or opinion they held – depending on, firstly, how much political leverage the issue might afford them and, secondly, public perception, or in other words, fashion, vogue.

It was perplexing to me, in my final few teen years, amid my inception to the world of political analysis, that the leaders of any nation should be influenced in any way by anything other than tangible reality but, of course, this, many years ago, this was the beginning of the phenomenon (I) coined ‘Modern Politics’; in my youthful perception, this Modern Politics was where Political Correctness was mingled with Idealism then coupled with Public Perception and Desire for Popularity only to become fused amid a straitjacket of Bureaucratic Disharmony – where a vote cast is based not on genuine political policies but on projected bullshit, on trends, on facades, on the superficial likability, on the ostensible popularity, of a party’s leader.

Indeed, Modern Politics in New Zealand (and across the world), was becoming more about a party leader’s affability, their charm, charisma, and of course, the way their smile looked in front of a television camera.

Fortunately, John Key stood up not too badly in front of a camera and, although his awkwardness often shone through in the public eye, Key’s two terms of leadership – steering New Zealand so seamlessly through 2014’s financial crisis that many Kiwis weren’t even aware it was a thing before allowing the hapless Bill English to step up years later to take another National loss – in the meantime, setting up a solid foundation for tourism and importantly, for farming, in New Zealand.

In 2017, when Jacinda’s Labour used MMP to effectively steal the election – despite losing badly in the polls to National she and her cohort quickly rustled up a coalition of losers to take the majority on the day – across New Zealand, farming again fell out of vogue.

The Labour influence was felt across New Zealand’s farming community and expectedly, taxes increased while bureaucratic processes were made increasingly challenging (also costly) for farmers; after all, in Labour’s (Green) opinion, farming isn’t beneficial to New Zealand, farming is not keeping New Zealand’s economy strong, farming is damaging to the environment, farming is harmful to the image that the Labour Government are endeavouring to propagate and convey (sell) to the rest of the world.

Before naïve young Jacinda’s time were the glory years when it was the farming sector that helped to establish New Zealand’s reputation as a global agricultural exporter; through the ‘50s, when sheep’s fleece was like gold – fetching ‘a pound for a pound’ at market – where it was the strength of New Zealand’s farming community that helped pull the nation clear of the economic bedlam caused by the Second World War.

In the ‘50s folk were not concerned with hysterical portents such as warming globes, rising tides, changing climates, and the like; incidentally, New Zealand’s hottest day was felt all the way back in 1973, in the Canterbury town of Rangiora – of course, with ‘Climate Change’ not to be invented until next century, 42.3 degrees Celsius was seen as just ‘a bloody hot day’ out on the farm.

During the ‘80s, under the Labour rule of Lange, Palmer, then Moore, farming in New Zealand hit particularly hard times and, like the tourism sector of today, needed to receive support from the Government; then the ‘90s, back under ‘family friend’ Jim Bolger’s National rule, farming began to recover somewhat.

New Zealand’s farmers pushed through the next decade, as a Helen Clark led Labour Government came up with new and interesting taxation methods, seemingly intended to strip farmers of as much of their hard-earned income as they could afford to lose.

2008 began a two-term reign of National, with the Right Honourable John Key at the helm, while another venerated MP by the name of Bill English took care of the nation’s finances; it seemed the perfect union, and it was but, sadly, National’s reign could not last forever – 2017 saw the fresh-faced Jacinda Ardern step up to lead Labour and, subsequently, take hold of the nation.

New Zealand’s 2017 election, as mentioned, was a farcical demonstration of the MMP system in action; National won 44.4% of the vote while Labour won just 36.9% yet still, Labour came away from that election in Government leaving National resigned to Opposition.

Jump forward to 2020 and, unsurprisingly, COVID aside, Jacinda’s ability to please the people while bankrupting the nation has put her in good stead with the less financially savvy voter; she utters a few idealistic phrases, sprinkles some fairy-dust and with that, you are in Labour’s coin-purse for another term.

Comprising Jacinda’s Coalition of Losers is Green party leader James Shaw, and if anyone detests progress, efficiency, productivity, economy, and farming, it is Green party leader James Shaw; harbouring idealistic views of a similar vein to his leader, Prime Minister Ardern, this man appears to long for a New Zealand managed by the Amish community, but with electricity.

According to the Green party ‘Progress is Pollution’ but then, according to that same source, one of New Zealand’s most pristine rivers, the Hurunui in North Canterbury, is ‘unswimmable’ so, you know, believe what you will.

My sister’s husband happens to own the farm bordering the south bank of that glorious Hurunui River; I have fished, swum, and drunk from that river, and it is anything but polluted.

According to the Government, farming livestock is bad and growing trees is good – there is much hype nowadays surrounding businesses/companies/industries being ‘carbon neutral’ and how the gases released from mammals are damaging to the environment but trees are advantageous because they sequester carbon from the air thus improve the quality of our environment – but the Government likes to overlook an important aspect of this debate; while a farm may contain several thousand head of livestock, that farm will also produce several thousand hectares of grasslands and if you were a biologist you would know that grass sequesters carbon in a similar capacity to trees.

The current Government is full of negativity about farming and the damage it causes to the environment yet it fails to see the good; it is a fact that livestock, like people, are warm-blooded, gas and excrement-producing mammals, thus, like people, they do contribute to the warming of the globe yet, like the so-called carbon credits supposedly awarded to growers of trees (a tree is planted, rendering that patch of land basically unproductive for decades, then the tree is milled for some gain), a farmer will maintain grass cover on his land and, rather than that land for decades being unproductive while the tree sequesters carbon similarly to the farmer’s grass, that land remains productive throughout.

Additionally, New Zealand farmers cultivate and manage the land which prevents it from reverting to worthless scrub because, contrary to some ignorant Government opinion, left alone the majority of the country would not revert to lovely native bush – great stands of Manuka, Kauri, Kowhai, Lancewood, Kanuka, Totara, Rata – no, it would revert to the strongest plant in the environment, which does generally not include natives; the unmanaged land would likely revert to the noxious weed that is gorse and gorse is not good for anything (anymore, I mean, the early British thought it was awesome for hedges but, you know, it’s gorse).

Also, most farms do contain a high number of trees in the form of shelterbelts, or just a stand of trees for the sake of trees, because here’s the thing, generally, farmers like nature.

Regarding Green party leader James Shaw and his aspiring Amish lifestyle (but with electricity, or how would he charge his EV?), the idea to cease the import of internal combustion vehicles by 2035, with possibly a total ban on fuel-burning cars by 2050, is ambitious and, realistically, a little misguided.

As pointed out in past instalments electric-ii/ and electric, in this recent Government quest to render transportation electric, the price of EVs should be one of the lesser factors; from the perspective of city folk, admittedly, there is little need to drive an SUV to and from work every day yet from an industrial/farming standpoint, the suitability and availability of Electric Vehicles are pertinent issues that need to be considered.

The Government incentive on EVs? Unnecessary – the biggest issue for Kiwis buying EVS is not of price it is of desire, in that most people are unwilling to forego their internal combustion engine for an electric motor; perhaps understandably, electric is a new concept versus the proven reliability of fuel-burning.

Taxation on future internal combustion vehicles? Ridiculous – the main reason for the taxation is to fund the incentive offered to EV purchasers which, as someone recently pointed out, is largely pointless.

New Zealand transportation being totally electric by 2050? Possible – many Kiwis maintain that EVs are too expensive (seems most don’t realise they’re already paying over $3000 a year on fuel), although that’s just become the fashionable therefore the most convenient excuse to deflect from the reality.

Before the rest of the nation, including the farming industry, goes electric, a few things will need to happen: the Government needs to get off farmers’ backs regarding ‘all the harm they do to the environment’, also lift a lot of the idiot taxes that were imposed to supposedly protect the environment from farming (that or start paying farmers the carbon credits they deserve for their thousands of hectares of trees and grasslands), then maybe Kiwi farmers will be a little more inclined to get onboard with these Government plans; additionally, as earlier mentioned, the suitability and availability of industrial EVs needs to be improved along with, importantly, improvement of New Zealand’s electricity infrastructure.

The national power grid, in a New Zealand winter, is already pushed to its limit; what will happen when every family in the country are charging their EV overnight? From experience, around double the household usage; if New Zealand’s electrical infrastructure is currently at its limit – burning coal to generate electricity for the purpose of lowering the nation’s vehicle emissions – how are we going to cope when that requirement doubles?

More Government consideration of the issues; less Government persecution of farmers.

Like our power grid, farmers are already taxed to the point of exhaustion.

 

 

Article by Tim Walker

Edited by John Deere

Photography by Farmer Brown

 

Tim Walker’s Electric II

‘With the end of the demand for petrol in sight, if I were a fuel company, I’d be raising prices now, while I can still get away with it.’

Upon hearing the above statement, I first smirked them shook my head at the rapacious nature of international commerce.

‘Across New Zealand some towns are experiencing unprecedented rises in the cost of fuel.’

Upon hearing this statement, I was not surprised; the prophecy was simply being fulfilled.

I then afforded the issue additional consideration; ‘Maybe it’s not (just) the fuel companies trying to squeeze the last bit of money out of people’.

Like the cost of cigarettes, what does the New Zealand Government do when they want to vilify something?

I do wonder how much of this price increase has to do with fuel companies and how much is the result of increased Government tax…?

Thing is, the price of a barrel of crude oil has scarcely shifted – contrary to what one might assume, based on fuel price fluctuations across service station forecourts, the price of crude seldom undergoes dramatic changes – therefore, and service station collusion aside (let’s not discuss that because it’s very much an illegal practice so they obviously do not do it), there can be only one reason for the recent nationwide fuel price-hike.

Realistically, typical of a Labour Government, Jacinda has been throwing around money of late to an unnecessarily lavish extent so, obviously, like the ever-increasing cigarette tax and the drop in numbers of smokers but continuation in the medical care they require, the nation needs to recoup the money somehow.

Perhaps this is Jacinda’s way of atoning for the fact that she is offering her ‘incentive’ to future EV owners while existing EV owners receive nothing (other than the joy of driving an eco-friendly vehicle on our roads while paying no road tax as well as the knowledge that in three years I’ll have paid for my car in fuel savings alone).

I bought a Nissan Leaf on the 22nd of March 2019; the only incentive I needed was found in my own foresight – it would take me just three years to recoup the cost of the car thus pay back my bank loan.

There you have it; buying an EV, given the rising cost of fuel, is basic arithmetic.

 

 

Article by Tim Walker

Edited by Bay Six

Photography by Arth Mettick

Tim Walker’s Witnessing Jehovah VI

Last week’s research revealed the truly crooked nature of New Zealand’s Jehovah’s Witness organisation.

Apostate Shayne had conveyed this reality to me at the beginning but, true to form, I required verification; it was not long before I found it.

“A group of alleged sexual abuse survivors from across Canada have filed a $66-million class-action lawsuit against the Jehovah’s Witnesses…”

In the white-collar regard, given their astronomical level of financial misappropriation, the J-Dubs are a criminal enterprise; in the other regard, the physical regard, the perpetrator/victim regard, there are members of the Jehovah’s Witness congregation who are the most loathsome of criminals.

“An Australian Royal Commission in 2015 found there had been recorded allegations, reports, or complaints of child sexual abuse against 1006 Jehovah’s Witness members since 1950.”

The Witnesses behind these acts are rapists, they are molesters, and they are paedophiles, but the worst thing, regarding the above claims, these are only the few instances where the victim was strong enough to turn their back on a lifetime of teachings and to call attention to the alleged misconduct; actual abuse case numbers are likely much higher.

“The lawsuit alleges that the religious sect did not do enough to protect children from sexual predators and routinely failed to report suspected cases to police.”

As for the cretinous individuals who commit these atrocities, if someone from the worldly population were to question their actions, these J-Dubs would likely spin some scripted nonsense about how their actions are justified because they are ‘doing God’s work’, as though they genuinely believe what they are doing is justifiable.

“If New Zealand’s … also looked into child sexual abuse in religions, the numbers here would be comparable and, proportionally, worse than the paedophilia scandal that has rocked Catholicism.”

What right does any institution have, once affiliated with a so-called higher power, to then use that supposed power as justification to act in a deplorable manner?

“…Was just 8-years-old when a man from his congregation, in his 30s, started grooming him. It started with movies and bowling but soon they would just be at the man’s house. Then there was pornography, violent movies and hard liquor. That was followed by oral sex and nudity.”

The J-Dub institution endeavours to maintain its air of innocence by preaching, then reiterating the statement, they ‘abhor sexual abuse’; yet for as long as ‘sins require two witnesses’ instances of this abhorrent abuse will continue because, Jehovah’s Witnesses, within their own congregation, will have the power to act as they please.

“If you have a policy that requires a second witness to child abuse, it means that virtually every allegation is going to go no further. And that puts the child at risk. And it protects the abuser.”

Authorities in New Zealand appear unwilling to question the motives of a religious institution as established as the Jehovah’s Witness movement; of course, when an entity’s doctrines are founded largely on make-believe, that entity has the power to control every aspect of its own story.

“As many have pointed out, the only two witnesses to child sexual abuse tend to be the victim and perpetrator.”

Religion is a business founded on control and nothing more, it does more harm than it does good, it ruins lives; it ought to be outlawed.

Enough said.

 

 

Article by Tim Walker

Edited by Haddie Naff

Photography by Taeka Brake