I am not there yet I must be to be me.

I am without worry yet I cause just that.

I am deadbeat dads yet less deplorable.

I am without all things yet one thing I am.

I am lost mail yet am less of an annoyance.

I am without anything yet am something.

I am ditching at the altar yet less gutless.

I am without time management yet watch.

I am notable by omission yet I emit notes.

I am without consistency yet reliably not.

I am stomach yet I am then small money.

I am without occupancy yet nothing at all.

I am the end of presence yet start ably.

WHAT AM I?

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